Aug 19 2011

I am passing this on to you because…

Wasted

I have been worried about my sister. Today she sent me this email

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u fukin luvum.!!

I’m not worried any more. Sounds like she’s doing much better.

One Response to “I am passing this on to you because…”

  1. Sister says:

    Its probably then a good idea not to have any alcohol and drugs in the house. I fininished all the coffee this morning, feeling very up!!!

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