Mar 07 2016

It could be worse. I could be shopping.

After this happened and then this surgery, I’m confined to home for a short period of time.

At least I don’t have to go shopping.

Dr Paul says that it is very important in a relationship to spend an occasional day shopping with your wife. Furthermore, if it is to have a positive effect, you must remain engaged in the shopping experience for the whole time. No goofing off playing Candy Crush and checking Foxsports, and shuffling round looking bored.

Have a spoon of cement, man up, and just do it.

Unfortunately, the shopping test is a test in which most men score an epic fail.

miserable_men on Instagram documents  man’s worldwide failure to engage in the shopping experience.

What is the collective term for a group of waiting men?

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