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Paris is the city of love, while Las Vegas is the Wedding Capitol of the World.

But have you been to the Duct Tape Capitol of the World? (Avon, Ihio)
How about the Slurpee Capitol? (Manitoba)
Surely you’ve visited the Sock Capitol? (Fort Payne, Alabama)
How about Green Bay, Wisconsin – the Toilet Paper Capitol.

Brother, you need to get out more.

Who decides these things? Does the UN ausoice n official World Capitol Organisation?

Lonely Planet Blog today has the full rundown.

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Aug 15 2011

Microfiction

Hemingway

Ernest Hemingway – author, hunter, fisherman and drinker – is also famous for being terse with his sentences. It is therefore appropriate that some say he considered that his best work of fiction was also his shortest. It consists of just six words.

Peter Miller tells the story:

More than thirty years ago at the beginning of my career, I had lunch with a well-established newspaper syndicator who told me the following story: Ernest Hemingway was lunching at the Algonquin, sitting at the famous “round table” with several writers, claiming he could write a six-word-long short story. The other writers balked. Hemingway told them to ante up ten dollars each. If he was wrong, he would match it; if he was right, he would keep the pot. He quickly wrote six words on a napkin and passed it around. Papa won the bet.

Hemingways best work?

For Sale, Baby Shoes, Never Worn.

 

Microfiction is a style of writing based on extreme brevity. It is a subset of flash fiction. If short is good, ultra-short is better.

Try these:

One Thousand Words or Less 
http://www.flashfictiononline.com/

Fifty Words or Less
http://fiftywordstories.com/

Two Sentence Stories
http://www.twosentencestories.com/

Six Word Stories
http://www.sixwordstories.net/

 

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My friend M had her iPad stolen this week. That is very sad. How can people be so unkind?

We’ve previously noted Will Carling’s success intracking down his stolen iPhone using the ‘Find my iPhone’ service.

See WILT Feb 14 Don’t Pinch Stuff from a tech head rugby legend.

Previously, to use this service you had to have a paid subscription to MobileMe. Now, ‘Find My iPhone’ is available free of charge to all iPhone 4 and iPad owners.

But it only works if you activate ‘Find My iPhone’ on your device before it is stolen. So we weren’t able to trace M’s iPad and catch the baddie. Curses.

I suggest that right now you stop what your are doing and check that you have turned it on.

Instructions for the iPhone are at

http://www.apple.com/au/iphone/find-my-iphone-setup/

and for the iPad at 

http://www.apple.com/au/ipad/find-my-ipad-setup/

You can then locate your device at

http://me.com

or by using the free iPhone or iPad app Find My iPhone (on someone else’s phone, unless you have a very compliant thief)

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The Dog’s Diary

 

  8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!

  9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!

  9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 

10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing!

  1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

  3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

  5:00 pm – Dinner! My favorite thing!

  7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

  8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

 

 

 

The Cat’s Diary

 

Day 983 of My Captivity

 

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now …

 

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Census1

1. Do you live in Australia?

Yes          => Go to Question 2 
No            => You have completed the census

2. Did you complete your census tonight

Yes, I am a good citizen       => You have completed the census
No                                      =>  You have been fined $150. 

A census is the procedure of systematically acquiring and recording information about the members of a given population. It is a regularly occurring and official count of a particular population.

Historically, governments tend to be keen on conducting a census as it assists in making sure they are raising the right amount of taxes. The oldest recorded data from a census is from China, and dates from about 4000BC. 

The Romans conducted a census every 5 years from about 600BC. The word ‘census’ originates in ancient Rome from the Latin word ‘censere’ (meaning ‘estimate’).

The most famous census in history was ordered by the emperor Tiberius in the year 1 BC, as recounted by Luke.

In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. (This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) And everyone went to their own town to register.

So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.

Australia has a long history with the census. The first was taken in NSW in 1828. Prior to this the population was counted in ‘musters’ – it appears everyone was just corralled together and counted! (just like Bethlehem)

In 1828, the white population was 36,598 of whom 20,870 were free and 15,728 were convicts. 23.8% of the population were born in the colony. 24.5% were women. There were 25,248 Protestants and 11,236 Catholics. Indigenous Australians were not counted. Of the 36,598, 638 were living in what is now Queensland. Perhaps NSW would have had chance at State or Origin.There were also 18,128 people in Tasmania.

1881 was the first time all the colonies participated in a census at the same time. The population of Australia had grown to 2,250,194.

The states each arranged their own census in the first year of Federation (1901 – pop 3,773,801), 1911 was the first year that the new Commonwealth Bureau of Census and Statistics conducted a national census. Wikipedia points out that this and the following censuses (1921 and 1933) asked about deaf-mutism, and thereby  contributed to the discovery that rubella contracted by the mother while pregnant was the cause. This was the first time that maternal infection was identified as a cause of birth abnormality.

Census were also held in 1947, 1954, and then every five years from 1961

The last census in 2006 was a bargain at $300 million. It was the first to offer eCensus, and 8% of household completed the census online.There was an enormous ‘hit’ between 8 and 9pm on census night.

No doubt tonight a much more significant number of households will submit online.

eCensus sure would have saved Joseph and Mary a lot of hassle – I doubt travelling to Bethlehem was worth all the Myrhh.

The Australian today also released the results if its ‘alternative census’, which answers the serious questions.

59% of us dislike Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi.
4/5 are on Facebook.
3/5 of people fold rather than scrunch their toilet paper.
All states except Tasmania want a national holiday on Melbourne Cup Day. This is especially supported by females. 

More of these important questions are answered at ‘The Alternative Census’.

http://www.news.com.au/national/alternative-census-reveals-the-real-oz/story-…

 

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Ball_invasion

In ‘Virtual reality’,  the real world is replaced with a simulated one.

In ‘Augmented reality’, our live view of the real world is superimposed with extra information, like the ‘heads up display’ of a fighter pilot.

Augmented reality apps use the iPhone’s camera, GPS system, gyroscope and compass to give you ‘live’ information about the things around you. For example, using the app Wikitude, hold the iPhone up so that the camera points at the Eiffel Tower, and the image on the viewfinder includes a label ‘Eiffel Tower’, with its history and what people are tweeting about it right now.. Using Star Walk, hold the iPad so that the camera points at the night sky, and the screen shows the names of the stars on view.

Ball Invasion is a new app for the iPad 2 that uses the iPhone or iPads camera to make a 3D model  of your actual surroundings, and allows you to fire a virtual cannon at balls apparently floating in the room in front of you.

The technology is called Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM). SLAM makes it possible to build and track a simple 3D model of the world around you in real time, using only the device’s built-in camera. The technology was originally invented by NASA to be used by autonomous vehicles on space missions.

The game was developed by 13thlab.com, and is a free $1.99 download from the app store. (thanks Ian)

What I Learnt On 8th August in other years

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Thisamericanlife

You never know what you’ll find on Radio National.

Today I was driving home and listened to an episode of This American Life.

This American Life is a radio show that features some ‘ordinary’ Americans telling their stories, related to a particular theme. Most stories are true – but not always. The show has a unique and engaging charm, and makes a long journey short.

As a reviewer on iTunes says ‘You can’t help but get sucked in. But know this, and know it well: Ira Glass is an insidious and manipulative genius.”

This American Life has been running since 1995, and some weeks is the most popular podcast in the US.

The episode I heard on the radio tonight was ‘Starting From Scratch‘. It turns out was initially aired in 2003. RN certainly has a lot of programs ‘in the vault’

Starting from scratch – How a newcomer resident of New York found his apartment dissed on reality TV. My father – producer of ‘The Puppy Channel’. Joe – who makes and loses a fortune each day. The true story of Adam and Eve,.

You can subscribe to the podcast on iTunes.

This week – Million Dollar Ideas. Can’t wait.

 

What I Learnt On 7th August in other years

7th August 2012 Life on MarsLife on Mars
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Every Mother’s Day, we would ask my mother why there was no official Kid’s Day.

“Because”, she would say, “every day is kid’s day”.

She was right, of course.

Apparently, yesterday was International Beer Day.

“Hey”, I hear you say, “I thought every day was International Beer Day”

There you go. August 5th. Put it in your diary.

http://www.internationalbeerday.com/

In case you missed ‘IBD’ yesterday, here is our selection of top beer ads.

Carlton – Flashbeer  (go Aaron)

Hahn Light

Carlton -a Big Ad

Guiness -Evolution

Bud Light

Carlsberg

Guiness – The Surfer

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