Jan 17 2016
I am the Barista and I am SupremeRaise your machiato to the supreme Barista.
Happy birthday mighty Callum, and cheers to Ash at ESP

Jan 17 2016
I am the Barista and I am SupremeRaise your machiato to the supreme Barista.
Happy birthday mighty Callum, and cheers to Ash at ESP
Jan 16 2016
50 Common MisconceptionsYou should hang out with toads if you want to avoid warts
You should feel free to swallow your chewing gum but in no circumstances should you eat batteries.
“Puff the Magic Dragon” is not about marijuana.
Albert Einstein did not fail maths at school. In fact he had mastered calculus by age 15.
John Green is the one person that Alex would most like to invite to a dinner party. He is a prolific you tube vlogger and a very successful author (‘The Fault in Our Stars’, ‘Paper Towns’). I feel the need to copy the shelves in his office.
Hey Siri, Remind me to buy milk when I leave work.Hey Siri, Remind me to ring Ian when I get home.Hey Siri, Rosi Lembke is my sisterHey Siri, Call my sisterHey Siri, That’s not how you pronounce Alex LembkeHey Siri, Schedule a meeting with Brendan Bourke tomorrow at 11a.m.Hey Siri, Tell Brendan I’ll be 20 minutes lateHey Siri, Read my unread textsHey Siri, Play music by David BowieHey Siri, Set an alarm for 6.30Hey Siri, Set a timer for 3 minutesHey Siri, What time is it in Istanbul?Hey Siri, What song is playing?Hey Siri, What time is Star Wars on?Hey Siri, What is a good movie starring Scarlett Johansson?Hey Siri, What is 650 divided by 8?Hey Siri, What date is Easter this year?Hey Siri, How much is 6 foot 2 inches in cm?Hey Siri, How far is it to Wagga?Hey Siri, Direct me homeHey Siri, Where can I get a coffee?Hey Siri, Take a note ‘The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain’Hey Siri, What can you do?
See also
Hey Siri, what are twelve useless discussions we can have?
Hey Siri, Beatbox for me
Hey Siri, I am your fatherHey Siri, what do you think of Google now?Hey Siri, what is the meaning of life?Hey Siri, when will the world end?Hey Siri, What is Inception about?Hey Siri, Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?Hey Siri, Roll a DiceHey Siri, Toss a coinHey Siri, what’s your favourite movie?Hey Siri, I’m nakedHey Siri, I’m drunk
See Also
Hey Siri, what are twenty three useful discussions we can have
It is not surprising that luggage sometimes gets lost.
It is amazing that any suitcase ever makes it on to the correct plane.
Heathrow, for example, has 30 miles of conveyor belts and 2.8 miles of tunnels.
This video follows one bag’s journey at Amsterdam’s Schiphzl Airport. (Welcome home Ollie and Rose)
This must be how Sulley and Mike felt chasing Boo’s door.
Jan 12 2016
I found this humerus…Seen in Little Nonya restaurant , Lismore, tonight.
Jan 11 2016
Look up here I’m in heaven – Vale David BowieDavid Bowie always seemed to know what he was doing, even though nobody else did.
He released his last video on Thursday.
It is appropriately called ‘Lazarus‘.
Look up here, I’m in heaven
I’ve got scars that can’t be seen
I’ve got drama, can’t be stolen
Everybody knows me now
Look up here, man, I’m in danger
I’ve got nothing left to lose
I’m so high it makes my brain whirl
Dropped my cell phone down below
Ain’t that just like me
By the time I got to New York
I was living like a king
Then I used up all my money
I was looking for your ass
This way or no way
You know, I’ll be free
Just like that bluebird
Now ain’t that just like me
Oh I’ll be free
Just like that bluebird
Oh I’ll be free
Ain’t that just like me
Rosi will be especially sad today.
Jan 10 2016
Cricket bats in the wildWhat do you know? Ollie cleaned out the ‘sport box’ today and found all of these, with another couple under the tree at deep fine leg of the Mirrambeena Cricket Ground.
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Tony Lembke