Aug 21 2012

Top Ten Jokes at Edinburgh Fringe

It’s official.

The jokes below have been voted the best ten at the Edinburgh fringe festival for 2012.

1.
Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”

2.
Tim Vine – “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. ”

3.
Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”

4.
Rob Beckett – “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”

5.
Chris Turner – “I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know Y.”

6.
Tim Vine – “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”

7.
George Ryegold – “Pornography is often frowned upon, but that’s only because I’m concentrating.”

8.
Stewart Francis – “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”

9.
Lou Sanders – “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ‘It’s not rocket salad.”

10.
Nish Kumar – “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn’t fancy her chances”

via http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-19316443#

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